Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
