the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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