bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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