you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
