he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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