It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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