I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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