Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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