i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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