The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just high enough for therapy.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
its liver damage thursday
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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