her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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