wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
