Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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