So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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