I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
