I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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