Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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