Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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