i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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