I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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