So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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