I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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