I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
