is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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