Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I believe in your delicious
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
And then he peed in my hair
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