he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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