His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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