i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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