do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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