she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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