Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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