oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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