Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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