The maid of honor just puked.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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