i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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