it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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