If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We have started to decorate penises.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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