And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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