i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
