why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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