she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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