sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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