I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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