Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
