Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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