I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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