I need help removing her.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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