It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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