he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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