Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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