I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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