doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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