Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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