And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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