I heard we made out
We're facebook friends in real life
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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